Truths i learned from accosters ....

They are so incredibly annoying ...
But there's so much i wouldn't learn if not for them ...
They teach me facts of life , life skills on different people we meet , and perhaps putting you under the " How to be a good liar " training session *wink*

There is one thing for sure - accosters are educated through TV , the "magic box" . They always happen to appear with a surprise but serious look . Their very common opening line , " Oh my God , sorry for interrupting , but , you are just too gorgeous and so eye catching .... " =.=

Some might be trying to play smart . They can act as if they know you very well despite the skin colour . Its not easy to get yourself away from that , especially when they really do know lots about asians . =.= They will make sure that you are giving them your real email address by saying that they wil send something to your email right away and want you to check whether you receive it or not ( Blame on the wifi thing !!! )

Some might play safe at the first step so that they can break down your guard later . They will keep mention that they are just too outgoing and interested in knowing new people especially people from different nation which can be a great help in doing their research ( always wondering what kind of research they are doing =.= )

Some might throw out stupid questions which can make you speechless sometimes . While you are in the supermarket choosing chocolate , they ask " You love chocolate ? Me too.. What a coincidence , which flavor u like most ? " While you are buying fruits , they can approach and claim themselve to be a nutrionist trying to recommend which fruits are good for you and offer a drink at the nearest cafe for more details . While you are swimming somebody can just stop in front of you suddenly trying to correct the way you swim , act as if they are very professional =.=


They play smart , we have to get smart . Turn my back on them and walk away isn't my style ( however i always wanted to do so T_T ) . This is because many of them always show a friendly approach . Just making new friend , why not ? Yeeee-aaahhhh....why not ? But why YEs ? Arghhh.... I hate the typical Libra nature that lives in me , swing swing and indecisive ....


Normally i will transform into a Liar to get myself away when there is one, never reveal much of my personal details if the conversation goes on . Sometimes i enjoy the bluffing session where i can sometimes be a student ( I can be a major in engineering , education , designing , and still people will believe when i say i am a high schooler .... wakakkaka ) , a tourist who is transitting , or sometimes a jobless when im running out of idea . Some will stop disturbing if they feel that you are not really into the conversation but some are just too patient to drag on =.=


So , what is the best way to get away from accosters ? They are getting smarter by days .... Hemmmmmm.... Perhaps we should put some blame on TV . TV is giving them tips that nothing is impossible if you do as follows : Break the ice with OMG ; remember to act you are nervous ( Bonus point credited for those who have handkerchief with them to wipe the sweat ) ; running miles to chase after your target no matter she's in a car a bus a ship or even a plane to prove you are working hard just to get a contact point ; remember to mention the approach is the first time in your lifetime , remember ; tell her she's your dreamgirl and will drive you crazy if you didn't approach her and etc etc etc..... Most girls are soft hearted so there stand the winning chance =.= This is true and we hate the truth . We can't show faces at people who are giving compliments , even if we know they have some intention .... Haizzzz.... But still , we will never let down the guard . We will yell for help when the friendly approach starts to get not friendly .